Crazymachines
Banned
"Shoot faster brother, I hear banjo music"The Banjo Boys are my new favorite thing.
"Shoot faster brother, I hear banjo music"The Banjo Boys are my new favorite thing.
"And lo, Jehovah did ravage Britannia with his swelling pinnacle fluids, exploding in an orgasm of righteous judgement. And Jehovah, seeing what he had rought was holy and good, rested with a cool glass of sweet victory and a baconator burger, and 5.99 if thou would like fries with that"I wonder how the AFC is dealing with this
A random British refugee in South America: "Britain has been destroyed but at least I am safe now"I bet the NUSA will put those homeless Britons to good use colonizing the uncharted depths of South America.
Nah, the British are Pinnacle Men-they are useful as colonists to populate the new colonies, especially when it’s hard to get Americans to move down there. They have every incentive to treat them well-they’d make Infee South Americans walk in front of the tanks to sweep minefields.A random British refugee in South America: "Britain has been destroyed but at least I am safe now"
A random ORRA commander: "Sure, sure. BTW we are searching for unexploded mines so you and your family should walk in front of our tanks."
Wich brings another option: the AFC is going to blame the destruction of England on the "corruption" of its inhabitants."And lo, Jehovah did ravage Britannia with his swelling pinnacle fluids, exploding in an orgasm of righteous judgement. And Jehovah, seeing what he had rought was holy and good, rested with a cool glass of sweet victory and a baconator burger, and 5.99 if thou would like fries with that"
-Book of Manifest Destiny, third revised edition
The Asian half of the Middle East? India? Antarctica?Speaking of Vietnam, NUSA got a massive one in South America, Europa in North Africa, NHRE in Balkan, Carolina in South Africa, Australia in South East Asia, Nippon and Corea in China, so that would leave the Illuminist as the only one who don't really have any Vietnam analogue ? They're already leaving Alyaska, so what's left as their Vietnam ?
So, Arabia and possibly if Europa lost the Holy Land, Israel are on NUSA's side, dunno about Iraq, Turkey and Iran definitely are anti-Illuminist but the Iranians didn't fare well during the GWW, so if it collapses, the Illuminist may try to take their chances, so yeah not just an Vietnam, but literally Afghanistan+Iran for Illuminist if Iran does fall.The Asian half of the Middle East? India? Antarctica?
Either Persia or Turkey. They are both ideologically opposed to Moscow (the first is an absolute monarchy while the latter is a theocracy) and have a long history of war against the RussiansSpeaking of Vietnam, NUSA got a massive one in South America, Europa in North Africa, NHRE in Balkan, Carolina in South Africa, Australia in South East Asia, Nippon and Corea in China, so that would leave the Illuminist as the only one who don't really have any Vietnam analogue ? They're already leaving Alyaska, so what's left as their Vietnam ?
I can imagine the Banjo Boys firing a M12 GMC like it was a MG-42 😂"Shoot faster brother, I hear banjo music"
Either Persia or Turkey. They are both ideologically opposed to Moscow (the first is an absolute monarchy while the latter is a theocracy) and have a long history of war against the Russians
Speaking of Vietnam, NUSA got a massive one in South America, Europa in North Africa, NHRE in Balkan, Carolina in South Africa, Australia in South East Asia, Nippon and Corea in China, so that would leave the Illuminist as the only one who don't really have any Vietnam analogue ? They're already leaving Alyaska, so what's left as their Vietnam ?
The Asian half of the Middle East? India? Antarctica?
Afghanistan and turkic/iranic* Central Asia are candidates for Illuminist Vietnam, although I'd bet the latter is just going to be the Illuminist counterpart to OTL soviet Central Asia.So, Arabia and possibly if Europa lost the Holy Land, Israel are on NUSA's side, dunno about Iraq, Turkey and Iran definitely are anti-Illuminist but the Iranians didn't fare well during the GWW, so if it collapses, the Illuminist may try to take their chances, so yeah not just an Vietnam, but literally Afghanistan+Iran for Illuminist if Iran does fall.
As for India, is it weird that I kinda hope for it to become some kind of beacon of hope in Asia even though this is Madnessverse ?
That’s true, but luckily for the Fascists if they are looking to supply revolt against the IPRR in Central Asia and go with the route of declaring the Turks Pinnacle (likely as an offshoot of the Shebans like the Arabs), Tajikistan is mostly within Iran’s borders TTL. It would be much easier than it would be in OTL if NUSA decides to just lump them in with the Iranians who corrupted the Pinnacle Ancient Greeks. If anything they could fund separatist factions among the Turkic central Asian groups like the Uzbeks against Iran as well.*Tajiks and a few other minorities are iranic unlike the turkic uzbeks, kazakhs, etc
The whole cult is foreign agents except one guy who is just in it for the W O R M.View attachment 823066
At this point, you have to wonder if all the members of the Worm Cult are secretly spies for a foreign power