Stupid Luck and Happenstance, Thread III

Part 152, Chapter 2766
Chapter Two Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty-Six



12th March 1979

Rural Silesia, near Liegnitz

Silesia was hosting the vast military exercise that the European Defense Pact this year. Niko had found himself working in the General Staff as they had found themselves managing dozens of Divisions from different countries, the logistics chain, and everything that came with that. As a very junior Officer who actually lived in this region Niko found himself riding Zwei all over the backcountry of Lower Silesia on this or that errand. Coordination had become a major issue and very often he had to spend a great deal of time finding the various headquarters. It might have been a cliché, but it wasn’t a surprise considering the massive egos involved that no one was prepared to admit that they were lost. Niko had left Army Headquarters early that morning with a map and a radio with the task of finding where the various Divisional Headquarters actually were as opposed to where they were supposed to be.

Not that Niko was alone. He had been joined by Bruce, his British counterpart who was an old friend from the various Calvary competitions that they had taken part in, and a Second Lieutenant James Acree from the American Observation mission. It was rumored that the American President wanted to have American troops take part in European Defense Pact exercises in an effort to further improve diplomatic relations. The Observation Mission was considered key to that.

Acree was a self-styled Cowboy from Texas who said that his friends called him Slick, apparently that included Niko and Bruce. He had been delighted to learn he would be shadowing them on horseback. It was amusing to watch the deference that Slick was paying to Bruce who was acting the role of the British Gentleman. Niko knew the truth, that Bruce was the son of an Auto Mechanic and had grown up in the industrial city of Sheffield. He talked and acted the way he did because he had attended an exclusive Public School as a scholarship student. That was also where he had gotten into equestrianism and fencing which had brought him into Niko’s orbit.

This ride would have been a pleasant experience, except it was still winter no matter what the calendar said. The temperature had not once gotten above freezing the entire time they had been out. They were all roughly the same rank, but Niko lived here so that left him in charge. At the moment, Slick was telling them about his experiences in the US Army’s 6th Air Calvary Regiment after he had graduated from the Virginia Military Institute. He had apparently had a few misunderstandings about the changing nature of warfare when he had arrived in Fort Riley, Kansas. Niko kept his opinion that Slick was full of shit to himself. There was no way that he could have gone through all those years of training not knowing that most “Cavalry” rode helicopters or armored vehicles these days. Of course, Texas. Even Niko knew about the reputation that Americans from there had. Aunt Kat had told him stories about dealing with American businessmen when she had worked in Customs at the old Tempelhof Airport before it had been covered by an upscale neighborhood and the Humbolt Campus of the University of Berlin. Apparently those from Texas or Massachusetts tended to stand out as they had they were the most likely to proposition her. Niko had been shocked to hear that had ever happened. His aunt’s reputation for not gladly suffering fools was extremely well documented and her favored means of solving problems were seldom delicate.

It was either fortunate or unfortunate that as they trotted along they had plenty of time to talk.

“Does every place around here look like this?” Slick asked, “The icy asshole end of nowhere.”

They had been avoiding towns and villages as they had been making their way east towards Breslau along the “Front lines.” Any place with a population would present complications. It would take about five seconds for the people in any of these places to recognize Niko and he would be obligated to meet with the Hetman. That would be useful when they had to stop for the night, but at the moment it would just take too much time. So they had seen a lot of narrow lanes running through snow covered fields and forest.

“Come back in a few weeks” Niko replied, “This whole place will be a mire.”

“And you live here?” Slick asked.

“My family’s house is a few kilometers north of here and I’ve lived here my whole life” Niko said, “Except for a year I spent in Argentina.”

“You ought to get Niko to tell you about that” Bruce said, “Peacekeeping mission, real cowboys and Indians.”

“How’d that work?” Slick asked, sounding a bit bewildered.

“With the Cavalry” Niko said, “I was sent to be the aide of an Oberst… er… Colonel when I was attending Wahlestedt, the Cadet Academy. That took me to Argentina.”

“Now you said your folks live around here” Slick said, “How big a spread are we talking?”

“That depends” Niko replied. They had crossed in and out of land that Niko’s family directly owned several times over the last several hours. Not that Niko was about to tell slick that.

“All of Silesia sounds about right” Bruce said with a laugh, “Your family also has land in Argentina. Right Niko?”

“That is one way to look at it” Niko said, “I wouldn’t say that we own Silesia though, my father would say that we merely run it, symbolically of course.”

“Just who are you?” Slick asked, sounding confused again.
 
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Slick is playing dumb because there is no way that an American officer even from VMI or Texas could be that ignorant.
It could be a new way to gather information by pretending to be ignorant which would then be corrected by the target instead of shutting down and not answering when directly questioned.
 
Slick is playing dumb because there is no way that an American officer even from VMI or Texas could be that ignorant.
It could be a new way to gather information by pretending to be ignorant which would then be corrected by the target instead of shutting down and not answering when directly questioned.
I think partly that. There may be some genuine ignorance too, depending on how he's been briefed and the bias of his briefing officers and material.
He may be under the impression that all European royalty are fat, degenerate, despots using their position to take positions of power they are utterly unsuited for. Niko would be dispelling that preconception.

That's not to say that all the American officers that get sent to, or are involved with sending people to, Germany are the ones that have been drinking lead paint instead of coffee, but they're only as good as the knowledge they've been able to collect, and if the people feeding and training them were on board with the various Kraut Scares, then that will skew the data.
I think with it being a presidential direction, the impetus would be to send the best and brightest in order to make the most positive impression.
It could be that this is why Slick, as naive but well meaning as he is, has been assigned to Niko - horsemen, athletes, cavalrymen.


Hmmm. On reflection, that's a lot of words to say "Yes, I think you're onto something there". 🤦‍♂️
 
Slick is playing dumb because there is no way that an American officer even from VMI or Texas could be that ignorant.
It could be a new way to gather information by pretending to be ignorant which would then be corrected by the target instead of shutting down and not answering when directly questioned.
His handle is "Slick." That usually suggests a few things.
He may be under the impression that all European royalty are fat, degenerate, despots using their position to take positions of power they are utterly unsuited for. Niko would be dispelling that preconception.
Considering that the stereotype that most Americans have of Germans comes from Hogan's Heroes, fat, degenerate, and despotic would probably be a step up.
 
Slick is playing dumb because there is no way that an American officer even from VMI or Texas could be that ignorant.
It could be a new way to gather information by pretending to be ignorant which would then be corrected by the target instead of shutting down and not answering when directly questioned.
As a graduate of VMI he is a step up from the other Army Military Academies, Norwich, A&M, Citadel, Virginia Tech, and the Germans would know something of his background with school records. The US should know they would be putting on a show for him even if he is intellectually challenged. My question is where are the Russians in this?
 
IOTL, both Virginia Military Institute and The Citadel in South Carolina are where the elite families of those states sent their sons to be educated, and were also the biggest proponents of "The Lost Cause" myth of the American Civil War.
The Citadel even boasts about how their students were the ones who fired on Ft. Sumter to open the Civil War.
They were also among the last institutions in their states to admit non-whites, and later to admit women over twenty years after the US Service Academies did.
Many of the top business and political leaders in their states are graduates, and they are called "Ring-Knockers".
A good book to read is "The Lords of Discipline" by Pat Conroy about his time at The Citadel in the 1960's.
 
By stupid luck and happenstance, most of the Americans depicted in this TL are a half step above crayon eaters. With a few exceptions, naturally. I'm curious to learn where Slick will fit in.
 
Part 152, Chapter 2767
Chapter Two Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty-Seven



13th March 1979

Richthofen Estate, Rural Silesia

Ingrid was chattering happily with Niko as he rode his horse towards the stables, and she walked beside Zwei. There were two other men with him who were wearing the uniforms of foreign armies. Albrecht recognized the brown uniform of the British Army and the man, little more than a boy really, was Second Lieutenant Dickinson who had been a friend of Niko’s for the last couple years. The grey-green coat one of them was wearing was American, that much was obvious. The Unit patch sewn onto the left sleeve of the coat the man was wearing was unfamiliar though, a gold unicorn on a blue field.

“We have a problem” Niko said to Albrecht as he dismounted from Zwei and handed him the saddlebags off his horse, then nodded towards the American. “That one is smart as a fox, much as he tries to hide it.”

The American was talking to Indrid with a big grin on his face as he answered her questions. The man spoke with an accent was one that was considered to mark one as uncultured and ignorant even among Americans. Looking in the saddlebags Albrecht saw an advanced Army radio with the encoder plugged into it, the batteries were presumably in the other bag. He knew what Niko’s assigned job had been during this year’s EDP exercises and why he had that radio. He also understood that the respective Governments of both the United States and United Kingdom would do anything to get their hands on one of the encoders. It didn’t matter if those men were Niko’s friends, if they learned that Niko had the encoder it would become a problem. Which was exactly how Niko had described the situation.

“Do they know you have this?” Albrecht asked.

“They wouldn’t have heard it from me” Niko said quietly.

“Good” Albrecht replied, “Go entertain your friends and I’ll put this in my office safe.”

Niko seemed to be extremely relieved to hear that as he rejoined the group that was talking to Ingrid. Like always, Albrecht’s youngest child was full of questions. Fortunately Niko’s friends were happy to answer them. Albrecht knew that it would only be a simple matter to call Tilo Schultz and have the Field Marshal send someone for the radio. Niko had done exactly what he was supposed to have done by securing the radio and reporting the matter to a superior Officer, which Albrecht certainly was as an Admiral even if that was slightly irregular.

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When Niko had described his family’s house, it had sounded like if it were ordinary enough. The reality was that couldn’t have been further from the truth. The place was huge and shockingly ornate even from Slick’s perspective. His father had struck it rich during one of the oil booms selling drilling equipment in Texas and then had the good sense to sell the company at the height of the boom so that unlike most of his competitors he had not gotten soaked when the market inevitably went bust. Slick understood that his father had come from nothing and had grown up in North Texas during the Dust Bowl. Once he had come into money, he had spent it on things that he had assumed rich people did, filling the big house on his ranch will all manner of gaudy junk. The result was a bit comical, which was why Slick had seldom gone home since he had left for the VMI when he was sixteen. The Richthofen house was a different story. Niko said that they had lived on this land for the last two and a half centuries with the only gap being when the family decided that it would be healthier if they were somewhere else during the Soviet War and Old Man von Richthofen torched the old house when it grew obvious that the Russians were going occupy it.

The décor of the Richthofen house wasn’t gaudy. It simply suggested that the family who lived there had far more wealth and prestige than any visitor baring the German Kaiser himself could ever hope to match.

Slick had been told to approach Niko if he got the chance by an Intelligence Officer who had said that he was a Leutnant in the German Cavalry and the grandson of Manfred von Richthofen, fighter ace, Field Marshal, and the King of Silesia. Slick had been unaware that Germany wasn’t a monolith until he had found himself being sent there. That it was a Federation of Kingdoms, Principalities, Dutchies, and God only knew what else. Each one had its own legislative bodies, Courts, and some even had standing Armies. Germany as a single nation had only existed as such for a bit more than a century and they were still trying to figure it all out.

Slick figured that he would play the ignorant hayseed, ask questions with obvious answers, and let Niko give him all sorts of information in conversation. That had certainly worked enough times in the past, in fact it worked like a charm, just not with Niko. Niko’s friend Bruce, who was also along for the ride, struck Slick as being twenty pounds of manure in a ten-pound bag. He was more than happy to tell Slick about all sorts of things, the trouble was that Bruce didn’t seem to know jack shit about anything remotely considered important. By the second day Slick was certain that Niko was onto him. There was also how Niko gave the impression that he was carrying something extremely valuable, which was confirmed when he handed his father the saddlebags the first instant he could.
 
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IOTL, both Virginia Military Institute and The Citadel in South Carolina are where the elite families of those states sent their sons to be educated, and were also the biggest proponents of "The Lost Cause" myth of the American Civil War.
The Citadel even boasts about how their students were the ones who fired on Ft. Sumter to open the Civil War.
They were also among the last institutions in their states to admit non-whites, and later to admit women over twenty years after the US Service Academies did.
Many of the top business and political leaders in their states are graduates, and they are called "Ring-Knockers".
A good book to read is "The Lords of Discipline" by Pat Conroy about his time at The Citadel in the 1960's.
Elite of the Elite huh.

His father had struck it rich during one of the oil booms selling drilling equipment in Texas and then had the good sense to sell the company at the height of the boom so that unlike most of his competitors he had not gotten soaked when the market inevitably went bust.
.......is that where George H W Bush is hiding?
 
While Niko is showing himself to be a good officer, it is his ability to read people and situations that shows the he is a natural diplomat and can play the political game much better than his father.

George H.W. Bush is living on the Baltic Coast in an area known as the “Jewish Riviera” running a gas station and large convenience market under an assumed name.
 
Do we know who has taken The Grand Admiral Schmidt's place in German intelligence, or is that one of those code name/letter/number positions, or had to be replaced by a committee and that for all we know with Albrect's background could be the one?
 
Do we know who has taken The Grand Admiral Schmidt's place in German intelligence, or is that one of those code name/letter/number positions, or had to be replaced by a committee and that for all we know with Albrecht's background could be the one?
No one took Jacob Schmidt's place, instead the role he played was divided among several different individuals in different agencies from the instant he retired. You are talking about the sort of genius that comes along perhaps once a generation. The Reichstag went to great lengths to ensure that one man couldn't gather that much power after Jacob's retirement. Albrecht of Silesia was groomed by Jacob to be his eventual successor as the Grand Admiral of of the High Seas Fleet. (OKM) That never happened with Albrecht the head of the Fleet Air Command and later the Deputy Commander in Chief of the Naval High Command. Manfred von Richthofen died before Albrecht took the top spot and he resigned to take over the role of König of Silesia.
 
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Part 152, Chapter 2768
Chapter Two Thousand Seven Hundred and Sixty-Eight



3rd April 1979

Richthofen Estate, Rural Silesia

Looking out the window, Ilse saw Nikolaus and Ingrid playing with a half dozen Akida puppies who were descendants of Manfred’s dog Rust. The pups were giant paws and shaggy fur that they had not grown into. They knew that they were supposed to chase after the ball but hadn’t figured out the notion of fetch yet, so the result was a chaotic jumble. It was nice to see that Ingrid was happy as she fell in the snow and was buried under an avalanche of puppies who forgot all about the ball when they had the chance to pile onto her. Ilse could hear her laughter.

Just when everyone had thought that weather was finally warming, there had been a spring blizzard that had taken them by surprise. The last time Ilse had talked to Mathilda she had said that she and Edmée were looking forward to coming home over Easter Holiday. Ilse had been a bit surprised to look at the calendar and seeing that was that was only a couple weeks away. Finally, Albrecht had said that with all the things that had snuck up on them so far this year it was time that they started being proactive. He said that he was going demonstrate his part in that by getting his taxes in order as opposed to waiting until the last minute in July to petition for an extension like his father had done habitually.

Unfortunately for Albrecht his father had been rather creative in his accounting. Not to speak ill of the dead, but Manfred von Richthofen had somehow died with more money than it was safe to know about as well as leaving a mess that would take a considerable amount of work to untangle. Albrecht had been forced to call for help in the form of his cousin Karl Lothar, the oldest son of his father’s youngest brother, who had become something of a black sheep of the family by studying Accountancy at University. Ilse had her own reasons to avoid his company though. His being around was a complication at a time when Ilse already had too much to handle, especially because she knew a thing or three about Karl Lothar that her husband did not. It disgusted her that man was going about his life seemingly without a thought towards the wreckage he had left behind him.

It had taken an extremely long time, but Ilse had finally convinced Izabella Lis to tell her the identity of Ingrid’s biological father. She had been extremely reluctant to mention it because of years of self-recrimination. Ilse knew from her own experiences how it worked to be conditioned from early childhood to feel ashamed of being human, how devastating it was when you inevitably fell short of what you were told you needed to be. The idea that you deserved the consequences, whatever they were. It was the sort of shame that resulted in the sort of silence that made entire generations into victims of one sort or another. When Izibella finally divulged that piece of information, the name was a familiar one even if it was a man who she had only met a few times in passing, Karl Lothar von Richthofen.

That meant that Ingrid was more closely related than Ilse had ever imagined. Manfred had always treated Ingrid like she was his granddaughter, the truth all along was that she had been his grandniece. That also added to her worries about Ingrid’s future. Eventually Ilse and Albrecht were going to have to tell Ingrid the truth, and so much was going to become unraveled when they did that.

Ilse had grown up in Berlin where seeing people whose backgrounds were from everywhere was an everyday thing. Silesia was a long way from Berlin. It wasn’t as bad as Ilse had heard her older sister complaining about, that crossing the border between Berlin and Brandenberg meant going back in time to the Fifteenth Century. Still though, in Silesia an unofficial caste system existed between Rural Catholic Poles and Urban Protestant Germans. Ilse had witnessed the retrograde attitudes towards Jews or even worse, Gypsies, in Selesia by both groups. Ilse had figured out early on that Ingrid’s father was German and that alone would have caused her to be rejected by Izabella’s family. Her being a blood relative of the Richthofen family was a further complication. The conclusion that Ilse and Izabella had reached was that for her own good, the world had to continue to believe that Ingrid was Ilse and Albrecht’s daughter.

Into this was Ilse having to deal with Friedrich Raskop, her mother’s older brother. She was the closest thing that he had to a family, having only seen him a few times over the years. The last time was when Ilse had gone to Lübben to visit her grandmother to tell her that she had a great-grandson shortly after Niko was born. She wished that she had known her grandmother before a lifetime of grief and senility had ruined her mind. She mistook Ilse for her daughter Ingrid, who had died of a presumed heroin overdose in Berlin in 1938. Ilse had named her own daughter after her to have some sort of connection to her. Every time she had visited, Friedrich had threatened to call the police if Ilse ever came back.

Now word had reached Ilse that Friedrich was suffering from congestive heart failure that was complicated by emphysema. The hospital in Lübben had reached out to Ilse because Friedrich had never married and had no family of his own.
 
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