Stupid Luck and Happenstance, Thread III

Marine Infantry, 2nd Army & Bohemian Army all enter Warsaw simultaneously.

Find that the KSK is already there and has captured the Polish government and high command.
 

ferdi254

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It seems the security details for the children of the Kaiser should be inspected by a certain Kat as they are again and again not up to their job.
 
For the Crown Prince this is his misguided attempt at showing that he is willing to put himself at risk for the Empire, plus both of his brothers should have at least an EK1for their actions in Korea and of course Kiki has the PLM.
Yes the there should be a detachment of Sea Lions around him at all times but also by the time the order comes down to hog tie him and put him on the first transport back to Berlin this should be all over except for the rebuilding which he should take an prominent role in.

As for Kiki, glad to see how Marie, Nella, and Nan telling stories about how much a hero Kiki is, this is finally giving her some needed perspective that she no longer needs to prove herself to anyone and maybe that will let herself to do what she wants to do instead of what she thinks that others want her to do.
After the shooting stops Kiki should pull out her "Princess Card" and help out the refugee problem in Poland if she wants to.
 
Tilo is smart enough to virtually hogtie Freddie without orders. Freddie is supposed to be smart enough to know that as the Heir he is a far too valuable to risk this close to the front (even if he has two kids) and that he will be THE front man for reconstructing what is left of Poland.

Kiki can & probably will pull out the "Princess Card" in order to assist with the refugee and casualty problems in Poland, she just has to be reminded that she doesn't actually have to set foot on Polish soil to do this. That's what all her titles & medals are for. "Princess Kristina needs YOU! (or at least your money). Volunteer for, or support, the refugee relocation program in Poland & Galicia!" Hopefully Zella & Aurora can get the message through.
 
It seems the security details for the children of the Kaiser should be inspected by a certain Kat as they are again and again not up to their job.
It seems to me at this point that the security details for the Kaiser's children is just one man, let's name him Hubert, who cycles through a various collection of disguises to give the appearance of multiple people while collecting the pay checks for multiple people all the while simply sitting at a beach side somewhere in the German South Pacific drinking rum from coconuts.

That's the only explanation that makes any sense to me at this point.

Pretty sure they're not her father's contacts any more. Not after this long.
Not unless a) P-M has been lowkey running this as an Urban Fantasy series and b) Kat knows a very good spirit medium.
 
It seems to me at this point that the security details for the Kaiser's children is just one man, let's name him Hubert, who cycles through a various collection of disguises to give the appearance of multiple people while collecting the pay checks for multiple people all the while simply sitting at a beach side somewhere in the German South Pacific drinking rum from coconuts.

That's the only explanation that makes any sense to me at this point.

Either that or somehow the Kaiser's children ended up with some more gung-ho types who actually approve of the royal brood putting their lives on the line, and are Good Soldier Svejking it hugely to allow said offspring to do what has to be done as much as possible.

"We didn't have any orders saying not to let him into combat, sir. Our orders are to protect him, that's what we're doing."

"What? No, we didn't have any specific orders saying Princess Kristina couldn't travel to Poland and treat children - our orders only covered the duration of the war, and it's over now..."
 

ferdi254

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Schweking only works if you are a soldier on that level and even then rarely. If you are the person responsible for the survival of the heir for the throne it does not.
 
Part 113, Chapter 1867
Chapter One Thousand Eight Hundred Sixty-Seven



7th August 1968

Mitte, Berlin

By now Louis Ferdinand figured he ought to be used to the feeling by now, of wanting to be proud of his children and wanting to strangle them at the same time. Friedrich had decided that the Reserve Pioneer Battalion he commanded being at loose ends made it perfect for going into the field as soon as the proper mission presented itself and one had. As it had turned out that Friedrich had suborned his security detail, convincing them that he had an important role to play in Poland and that he actually needed their help if he was going to be successful in playing it. This was unfortunately in keeping with the tendency of the royal children to either ditch their details in a variety of clever ways or in the most extreme case, Kristina telling them to leave her alone and being shockingly persistent.

The obvious issue was Louis’ brother Wilhelm, who had died in Spain. Since then, Louis had discovered that forbidding his children from putting themselves into the dangerous situations was often a losing battle. All four of his oldest had opted for military service of one sort or another. Friedrich had joined the Pioneers, an unorthodox choice that had taken him to Vietnam where he had done great things, during peacetime though. Michael, Kristina, and Louis Junior had all served in Korea. Michael had led a Panzer Company and had distinguished himself, gaining credibility with the Bohemian Army in the process. Louis Junior had volunteered to pilot a landing craft, bringing several Platoons of Marine Infantry ashore. Both of their experiences paled in comparison to that of Kristina, who had been in the FSR, the Jager Corps of the Medical Service as much of a contradiction as that seemed to be. She had done more than anyone should have, and Louis had found himself with the unenviable task of keeping his daughter from further destroying herself in the years since. Friedrich had apparently wanted to prove himself in the same manner his younger siblings had.

The first thought that Louis had when he learned where Friedrich had gone was to get Dietrich “Tilo” Schultz to load him onto the first available transport back to Berlin. The Marine General had a slightly different idea of what to do though. Tilo had Friedrich aboard the barge he was using as a mobile command post far from any actual fighting, with a dozen men in addition to his security detail who didn’t care who he was to make sure it stayed that way.



Płock, Poland

The barges were moving up the river again as the sections of bridge that had been blocking traffic had been removed. Freddy had given the orders to have it done only to have General Schultz assign him to his staff. It was expected that the next opportunity for that sort of sabotage would happen in Mazowiecki. It was here that Freddy had been introduced to Marine Feldwebel Knut Leichenberg, who was possibly the most appropriately named man alive. He had said to Freddy that he had already shot so many Poles in this campaign that he had earned a Knight’s Cross of the Iron Cross and that he was now Freddy’s bodyguard so that someone else could have a turn. He also said that he thought it was about time that Freddy had shown that he had the balls to do what he had.

Earning the respect of a complete psychopath like Leichenberg was not what he’d had in mind when he had left Berlin. There was also the looming prospect of having to face his father, or worse Suga, in the near future and having to explain his actions.



Near Grójec, Poland

The Squad was advancing through the lines of fruit trees that provided some cover until they reached the creek whose banks were overgrown. For the previous minutes, they had been picking their way forward on foot after hearing the sounds of enemy armor to the north. The drivers had stayed back with the vehicles which were parked behind some hedges back at the other end of the orchard that made them impossible to see from the road. The rest of them had gone to investigate. Einar and Rolf were not thrilled about how heavy the equipment they were carrying was. The radio set, the Panzerfaust 400, and the spare rockets in particular. Christian didn’t want to hear it though. If either a target of opportunity presented itself, or else they found themselves under attack by enemy armor, he wanted to have it with him.

Looking across the open field, in addition to the Panzerfaust, the Squad had two Vz.60’s in addition to their own G44 rifles. Everyone started to set up a defensive position as Christian started to try to get a read on the enemy positions across the fallow field. He was having Rolf relay the information back to headquarters when two Polish soldiers came walking down the opposite bank. They paused when they saw Christian’s Squad, as if they were unsure as to what they were looking at. If only they had done the smart thing and had run back the way they had come, things would have turned out better for everyone. Unfortunately, people generally fail to do the smart thing when surprised.

For Christian, he saw the potential disaster in the making as one of the soldiers unslung his rifle and tried to raise it. Only to get himself and his friend cut down by a burst of fire from one of the Vz.60s. Everyone would have heard that for kilometers around.
 
When Freddy finds out how much the Marine Infantry are devoted to Kiki he is going to see her in a much different light and any big brother joking about Kiki will land him in to the drink being Crown Prince not withstanding.
Actually being on the Command Barge with Tilo is the best use of his talents as he can anticipate any problems and obstacles ahead of time and more importantly he has the clout to get top priority to fix any problems that are facing the advance.
 
The CIA and MI 6 are going to have to use a new definition of if the empire is at war; if a royal isn't with the army it isn't a war. No I don't care how much damage they are going the dann traits don't go to war without a royal or two in the army. If a royal is with the army? Red alert, red alert! The huns going to war!
I do wonder what effect this is going to have on the other surviving royal houses. The imperial seem to have grasped the lessons that the British royal house gets iotl that they need to be seen participating in the danger like any other family to maintain their reliance and legitimacy.
 

ferdi254

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Well in Germany there was always the case that if too many of your family are in the army at any given time no more will be accepted or those who will will get safe postings. That withered 44/45 anyway and after atomic bombs came into play...

but normally no Private Ryan for you here. It seems the royal family is overdoing it’s due.
 
Well in Germany there was always the case that if too many of your family are in the army at any given time no more will be accepted or those who will will get safe postings. That withered 44/45 anyway and after atomic bombs came into play...

but normally no Private Ryan for you here. It seems the royal family is overdoing it’s due.

Well, that’ll be a propaganda coup.

‘The Princes and Princess go above and beyond: why don’t you?’
 
The Marines here have their own versions of Infantry, Artillery, Panzers( both conventional and amtrack version), helicopters and their own Special Forces. Could we now see them have a branch of the Pioneers join them, make the Assault Panzer Pioneers get envious, as in we do everything they do, plus we do it while coming over the beach in a landing craft/Amphibious Tractor while under fire.
 
Friedrich had apparently wanted to prove himself in the same manner his younger siblings had.
Can't fault him for that too much.

I mean, you can of course if his jealousy gets his head blown off, but still, you can understand why he did what he did.
The first thought that Louis had when he learned where Friedrich had gone was to get Dietrich “Tilo” Schultz to load him onto the first available transport back to Berlin. The Marine General had a slightly different idea of what to do though. Tilo had Friedrich aboard the barge he was using as a mobile command post far from any actual fighting, with a dozen men in addition to his security detail who didn’t care who he was to make sure it stayed that way.

Well, Tilo is incredibly smart there.
 
The other 'upside' to Freddy's adventure is that he's got a reputation as a man who knows how to get things done in both peace and war - having been a Pioneer and now with the Marine Infantry - both outfits full of arse-kickers and both with strong links to Vietnam. Having a grizzled NCO like Knut at his side gives the Crown Prince some serious respect from the other ranks as well.

I don't know whether Suga's withering glare at her husband's stupidity in going off to war or her anger at the 'tasteful and discrete' Marine Infantry tattoo Knut talks him into getting when they get ashore will be the worst thing Freddy has to face when he gets home. Only @Peabody-Martini knows how that will end up.
 
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Part 113, Chapter 1868
Chapter One Thousand Eight Hundred Sixty-Eight



8th August 1968

Near Grójec, Poland

All Kurt wanted to do was get into a Panzer and go into the battle himself. Instead, he was calling the shots from his command post a few kilometers back. Elements of the 4th Division had made contact with the Southern Wing of the Polish Army and before anyone had realized what was going on, a massive set piece battle had developed. The Bohemian Panzer Corps had smashed into the Polish flank near the village of Drwalew and was making progress. Hans von Mischner had said that 2nd and 3rd Army Corps were advancing on either side of Grójec. He had also mentioned that the 6th Army Corps had secured Łódź, effectively ending all organized resistance in western Poland.

What Hans had not mentioned was just what his crazy sister was up to. According to Kurt’s sources in the Luftwaffe. The entire KSK and supporting forces in the Fallschirmjäger had packed up and decamped to parts unknown a couple days earlier. He figured that whatever they were up to, it was probably about to inflict a lot of pain upon the other side at any second.

Looking past the situation board, Kurt saw Olli looking a bit distressed as he had since he had “surrendered” to the 2nd Army Corps and Hans von Mischner. He had come with some of his men who had volunteered to come with the Bohemians into Warsaw to see this campaign to the end. Hans said that it was a good idea to keep an eye on Olli until they figured out what to do with him. Olli had insisted that he remained his final rank in the Heer, that of a Major, and had created several problems. Not the least of which was the detail that he had been working as an agent of the German Government when the command of Galician Freikorps had been thrust upon him.

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Christian had no idea how long it had been. His clothes felt like they were full of grime and it seemed like he couldn’t get the taste of cordite out of his mouth. Choking smoke filled the air, turning the sun red.

His Squad had inadvertently triggered this battle when they had opened fire on the two Poles who had stumbled across their position. It had been right after that, when Rolf had called down an artillery strike dangerously close to their position as they had run for their vehicles. The sound of 13mm bullets hitting the tree branches of the orchard as they had run through it had made an impression.

Afterwards, they had found themselves probing for enemy positions and directing artillery as the 4th Division had ploughed into the Polish Army. The 7th Recon had frequently found themselves on the line as regular infantry, being rushed around to wherever they needed.

Christian had become so inured to the Vz.60s and MG42/48s as they were at the fired at the advancing Poles, it came as a surprise when the Panzerfaust 400 was fired by Einar at a SPz-2. The fin stabilized rocket hit the track of the APC, causing it to grind to a halt. Additional anti-tank fire started hitting the APC until the crew and passenger started bailing out of the smoldering vehicle. Christian saw as one of them spun around when the man was hit.

After a lull in the fire, Christian saw movement in the field out front. He shouldered his rifle and fired a burst at it. The Polish infiltrators realizing that the distraction provided by the APC had failed attempted to take the Squad’s position in a rush and he fired a grenade from the under-barrel launcher right into them. Seconds later as he leveraged the breach open and fed a fresh 40mm grenade into it. He saw how the Poles were fleeing. An eternity ago, what must have been a few days earlier, Christian had heard that the Polish Army lacked the numbers to hold out for long. Someone tell them that, Christian thought to himself.



Fort Drum, New York

The radio traffic from the battle that they had been picking up on shortwave was continuing. When some of the others had cheered on one of the voices that they had been able to follow, which loosely translated to Recon Squadron Gold 43, Parker had reminded them that it wasn’t a Football game in Buffalo that they were listening to. From the sounds of it, it sounded like it had grown huge. Word had gotten out that they had been listening in on those radio transmissions and a pair of ghouls from either “No Such Agency” or Army Intelligence depending on who you asked, had turned up and was interested in knowing exactly what the 1st SFG was up to in regards to Signals Intelligence. Ritchie wondered why they cared. They had to be listening in on the same transmissions with far better equipment. Weren’t they?

Ritchie couldn’t have cared less because to him it was all a distraction. He had taken Lucia to the airport the previous afternoon so that she could go back to Los Angeles. Upon his return he had been accosted by Kravitz and Huck. They had made many observations over the prior week that they were more than happy to share with Ritchie. Among other things, they told him that they thought that Lucia was a keeper and that he would be an idiot if he lost contact with her.
 
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Upon his return he had been accosted by Kravitz and Huck. They had made many observations over the prior week that they were more than happy to share with Ritchie. Among other things, they told him that they thought that Lucia was a keeper and that he would be an idiot if he lost contact with her.
They're not wrong either. I wonder how long until Ritchie is tapped up by men from the Catering Industry Awards, to pick up where Johnny left off?
 
Just looked at a map of Poland from 1939 and it looks like the Marine Infantry is about 80 miles or around 130km from Warsaw and the Bohemian Army is around the same distance more of less and the winner of this race are the ones that fly the flag of the German Empire over the Polish Parliament building first.

Just by listening to the radio the American Special Forces are picking up a lot of valuable information about the tactics the Germans are using all they need to do is to have the imagination to incorporate it in to their training.

I wonder if the Polish government can get some of their forces in to the Pripet Marshes to hold out there and establish a government in exile there
 
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